• Sound mathematical reasoning…
  • Every time at the supermarket…
  • Unicorn
  • I never asked for this…
  • Restoring faith in humanity…
  • Go away, mouse!
  • You just realized dogs drink with the underside of their tongue
  • Then I told her…
  • Toe vs. table
  • Avatar will never make it onto the big screen
  • Defriended
  • That’s how I roll