• I want this teacher…
  • You just did…
  • The Future of Contact Lenses
  • Was it wearing boxer shorts?
  • In case anyone breaks in…
  • Why so Sirius?
  • This always happens in grade school
  • Devil’s pitchfork
  • Contradiction
  • Like taking candy from a baby
  • Smashing pumpkin
  • Descriptive candy names