• She does not like to shower…
  • Snow White is overrated…
  • Enough to scar them for life…
  • And you thought your vehicle was manly…
  • Day 145…
  • What the hell is wrong with you master?
  • Your past self is a douchebag…
  • So I heard you like to jump on turtles…
  • Every time I share my Internet connection…
  • Soul-eating ginger…
  • Trying to remember
  • Now I’m going to play you the song of my people