• This new band is a rip-off
  • Not a real pen…
  • Boooooo!
  • How shoppers behave…
  • The puppy who lived…
  • There’s always that guy…
  • Only in Chicago…
  • Every time I share my Internet connection…
  • I’m a broccoli and I look like a tree…
  • Omelets…
  • A courtesy flush
  • I can jump puddle!