• The worst thing in life…
  • The never ending cycle…
  • Well that’s kind of true…
  • Forgot to turn it off…
  • Still a better Vampire…
  • A guy broke into my apartment…
  • Who doesn’t?
  • Make a wish
  • I’m too old for that…
  • The cold truth behind Pokemon
  • You may now kiss the bride…
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife