• You only missed 6 billion 992 million people…
  • Stop acting like that…
  • So I ordered a cappuccino…
  • Medical diagnosis
  • Hey Phelps…
  • When they got engaged…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • I’m not funny
  • Badass Santa
  • Giant sunglasses
  • Cheating on a test
  • How movie theaters should be designed…