• To my friends on this unemployed Christmas…
  • A real Christmas present…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • Geek out…
  • Why were you hitting me?
  • Turn any orange into a candle
  • Almost every day…
  • Yeehaw!
  • Visiting grandma
  • An atom says to another…
  • The toy almost every child played with at one time or another
  • Trolleys