• I have never taken a taxi before…
  • That’s a good point…
  • I’ll check Wikipedia…
  • That’ll teach the human…
  • Gurl, let me see…
  • Grandpa discovered Facebook…
  • So Inconsiderate
  • Minion Cupcakes
  • Theodore Roosevelt’s diary entry the day his wife died
  • I love this job!
  • Why we have eyebrows
  • How I feel about planking