• It’s going to be OK…
  • That’s some last name you have there…
  • Airplane mode
  • Even after all these years, I can’t stop doing this
  • How to name your kids
  • When people say ‘we’re expecting’
  • Unfortunate URL
  • I was gonna tell a joke…
  • Carving Pumpkins? Pffff…
  • Weapons made out of paper clips
  • It’s Friday
  • Wishes denied!
  1. Herp

    10:17 pm

    I just watched that movie the day before yesterday. No joke.