• Why you no crackle?
  • I can do this all day…
  • Your biggest achievement…
  • Hipster Beethoven
  • How I felt in high school
  • Imminent fear of bread…
  • But mom…
  • Independence Day’s logic
  • Whenever ice drops out on my kitchen floor…
  • What a name…
  • Don’t mind me, just chillin on this bike
  • Screw floodwater!

7 October, 2011 in Music | 4 Comments


  1. Anonymous

    5:43 pm

    Lmfao like Bieber even has anything to grab!

  2. kullervo

    6:09 am

    No, fail x6. A man who conceived his children with a turkey baster is not deserving of epic. It’s surprising he knew where to grope himself.

    • Big Matt

      5:19 am

      And he still made more money before he was 20 than you will in your whole life.