• Five minutes to close…
  • Do you even know anything about dogs?
  • Real life Mater
  • Every night during summer…
  • Lyrics comparisson
  • Boop! Gotcha nose!
  • Probably the classiest joke ever told
  • Whenever I call customer service…
  • Machu Picchu
  • Pickup line
  • Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn
  • Otters holding hands

17 July, 2011 in People | 3 Comments


  1. Taney

    11:22 am

    Yeah, if you slap on a nice fake tan, some blonde hair, and a bra that increases your boobs by 2 cup sizes, anyone can be beautiful.

  2. Line

    11:11 pm

    + makeup.

  3. Callie

    10:42 pm

    Hm. Clearly you’ve never been to the south.