• Like I even care…
  • Not saying it’s aliens…
  • Every wedding toast ever…
  • The average hair stylist…
  • Metal Just Got Glamorous
  • This is genius
  • Just walk it off
  • How can I ever thank you, Mario?
  • Using a questions and answers service…
  • It’s Friday
  • What?
  • There is a second fake warning on the Fight Club DVD written by Tyler