• Why I never go out…
  • Why your day has been so swell…
  • I heard you like guitars…
  • OK, I’m sleepy now…
  • College graduates these days
  • This is you right now
  • Animal sculptures made of shattered CDs
  • This is how most of my friendships work…
  • Painters on the cables of the Brooklyn Bridge, October 7, 1914
  • Work smart, not hard
  • Hey! I’m trying to sleep!
  • Philip J. France