• Hey there ladies…
  • You jinxed it…
  • Stay away from the grass…
  • Parking spot just for you…
  • You know you’re bored when…
  • Firstborn Child…
  • Why don’t you smile?
  • Appropriate Response
  • Cuddle friendly movie theater
  • They didn’t work…
  • That creepy guy…
  • Uhm…No. I prefer my jeans.