• Hold on, I’ll be right back…
  • Let me play you the song of my people…
  • Just for eating cereal…
  • Be very careful…
  • Scientists from the future find us…
  • Isn’t that the cutest thing…
  • Are you kitten me?
  • Happy birthday dammit!
  • Roses are gay…
  • Scumbag sparkly
  • Is that normal?
  • Why dogs bite their owners