• Disrespecting the law…
  • How to be Slenderman in a few easy steps…
  • No human, I beg you…
  • Troll professor at his finest…
  • Every wedding toast ever…
  • Respect your parents
  • How I feel after a long day…
  • Thank you, Jim Carrey
  • Real Life Angry Bird
  • Well damn, Santa…
  • Test tomorrow…
  • This wins all of Halloween

The worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

8 September, 2012 in Funny | 3 Comments

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  • Epic moment in movie history…
  • For those times when life gives you lemons…
  • Advantages of having a twin…
  • Why Not?
  • I’m so pretty…
  • Hello fish, yes this is dog…
  • Poor Gordo…
  • How to stop gamers from smoking…
  • Punch it Chewie!
  • Slipknot, the beginning
  • Oh god, why…
  • That’s right Ninja Turtles
Comments

  1. Chambers

    12:00 pm

    Some of these are just similes…

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  2. railman

    10:29 pm

    I have heard the freight train one before. It actually happened in Britain and the two places were York and Peterborough.

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  3. Jay29

    6:24 pm

    I kinda like the vegetable soup one.

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