• That’ll teach her a lesson…
  • A sign of the times…
  • This cat is prettier than most humans…
  • Unimpressed Owl
  • Best new sport ever
  • A handy gift for mothers…
  • Stood up
  • Physical therapy exercise
  • Best name for a Wi-Fi hotspot
  • The only mouse I need
  • The Definition of Life
  • Screw this, I’m not having a bath

The worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

8 September, 2012 in Funny | 3 Comments

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  • Truck, what are you doing?
  • Indian Mom learns to text…
  • Do the Truffle Shuffle…
  • Overly Attached Cat thinks of everything
  • Stealth Cat
  • True Love Stays. No Matter What.
  • When someone sings your favorite song…
  • Hi babe…
  • Holiday hot tub
  • If you did this, your childhood was awesome
  • So…Addicted to You
  • Drawing Reality
Comments

  1. Chambers

    12:00 pm

    Some of these are just similes…

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  2. railman

    10:29 pm

    I have heard the freight train one before. It actually happened in Britain and the two places were York and Peterborough.

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  3. Jay29

    6:24 pm

    I kinda like the vegetable soup one.

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