• At least you tried, little girl…
  • Always be yourself…
  • Rub feet in the right spot…
  • What the zombie apocalypse really looks like…
  • Introspective bears…
  • The face of diabetes…
  • Bolt crossing the finish line…
  • That moment of despair…
  • Chinese Buffet
  • Facebook is like a jail
  • Paper airplanes
  • When I look myself in the mirror…
Comments
  1. Chambers

    12:00 pm

    Some of these are just similes…

  2. railman

    10:29 pm

    I have heard the freight train one before. It actually happened in Britain and the two places were York and Peterborough.

  3. Jay29

    6:24 pm

    I kinda like the vegetable soup one.