• Yes, I’d like one cup please…
  • Story of your first kiss…
  • The Tunnel of Love in Ukraine
  • Hating yourself…
  • The world is doomed
  • Snack time
  • Oh God, You Monster…
  • No one will play with us
  • Yaaaaaaayyy!
  • Rock on!
  • How I feel when people tell me how they feel
  • Son, I am not disappoint
  1. Chambers

    12:00 pm

    Some of these are just similes…

  2. railman

    10:29 pm

    I have heard the freight train one before. It actually happened in Britain and the two places were York and Peterborough.

  3. Jay29

    6:24 pm

    I kinda like the vegetable soup one.