• On the 12th day of Christmas…
  • The Lion King in real life…
  • Obedience school
  • Cool kids in high school…
  • 10 things longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage
  • She’ll get bored…
  • Chameleon shoes
  • Snoop’s dog
  • Excuse my bad English
  • Reasons I have a beard
  • Big wave
  • Pug life
  1. Chambers

    12:00 pm

    Some of these are just similes…

  2. railman

    10:29 pm

    I have heard the freight train one before. It actually happened in Britain and the two places were York and Peterborough.

  3. Jay29

    6:24 pm

    I kinda like the vegetable soup one.