• Oh, I didn’t notice…
  • Just because you’re mad…
  • Jesse, it’s time…
  • Meanwhile in a college restroom…
  • Some men just can’t help it…
  • Screw Dora The Explorer…
  • Iron R2-D2
  • Pinocchio Boxers
  • I’m not saying it’s aliens…but it’s aliens
  • This is the only correct way to punch people
  • Hipster Snoopy
  • Oh, I found a dollar!
Comments
  1. Chambers

    12:00 pm

    Some of these are just similes…

  2. railman

    10:29 pm

    I have heard the freight train one before. It actually happened in Britain and the two places were York and Peterborough.

  3. Jay29

    6:24 pm

    I kinda like the vegetable soup one.