• Exam’s day…
  • Amateur guitar player
  • When homework is just reading textbooks…
  • Why did the ghost cross the road?
  • Dorothy is back
  • Can you feel the love tonight?
  • Curse you delicious food!
  • Nascar driving lessons
  • Why did I unfriend you?
  • Sick story
  • It’s for you, boy
  • If Jesus was Jewish…
Comments
  1. Chambers

    12:00 pm

    Some of these are just similes…

  2. railman

    10:29 pm

    I have heard the freight train one before. It actually happened in Britain and the two places were York and Peterborough.

  3. Jay29

    6:24 pm

    I kinda like the vegetable soup one.