• It’s not that I’m fat…
  • Stevie calls Grumpy Cat…
  • I’ll make you love me…
  • Secrets of picking up women…
  • Always make sure…
  • My people skills
  • I think I’m going to sleep now…
  • Dog’s poopies
  • The pamphlet that cops fear most
  • New pair of glasses
  • B*tch, don’t touch me.
  • If I had one hour to live…