• Mention good things about beards…
  • They don’t mix
  • I have such a bad day…
  • Now listen carefully…
  • Happiest Grampa Ever…
  • Frustrating parents
  • Things that don’t freeze
  • Who is in the closet?
  • How I feel when I get out of the movie theater in the middle of the day
  • I’m drinking my juice, you have a problem with that?
  • Swear to God…
  • Best Halloween Costume