• Hey there ladies…
  • Look at me, I’m a towel!
  • My math professor gives the hardest quizzes…
  • The average hair stylist…
  • Facial Tattoos
  • I don’t really care…
  • Browsing the Internet at work…
  • When I say ‘dude’…
  • How do you work this thing?
  • Sometimes this can be very true
  • Your end is near…
  • God I’m so bored!