• Finally a cake I can enjoy…
  • What to do when you see a mountain lion…
  • I stole your eggs…
  • He’s going to be all right…
  • Love is just around the corner
  • Liking your own Facebook status…
  • What the hell, mom?
  • When did this become hotter than this?
  • Yo Bach, spare some change?
  • It wasn’t me, sir…
  • How do you work this thing?
  • Walking up to a girl at a bar…