• This almost makes me want an iPhone…
  • Don’t mess with the turtles…
  • Every movie theater needs this…
  • Not sure if time travel or look-alike…
  • Karma explained
  • GTFO!
  • Houses & Humans
  • Every time I sing Chop Suey by System Of A Down…
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • What do you think you’re doing?
  • Academic acronyms
  • And you’ll never eat Oreos the same way again.