• Nothing you say will ever be valid…
  • The Unicorn Curse…
  • This relationship has no future
  • Cockroach Mystery
  • Perfectly placed graffiti
  • My pizza has arrived…
  • How I start the week…
  • How couples behave
  • Come to the dark side
  • Look from a distance…
  • Night self vs. morning self
  • These aren’t my glasses