• It’s done, ma…
  • Unfortunate Moment
  • Sometimes you honestly wish it…
  • You use it all the time…
  • The least you can do…
  • Scumbag ceiling fan
  • I saw dad with mom…
  • The Secret to Happiness
  • Whenever I drink Scotch to look like a man…
  • Pimp in peace
  • Guilty smile
  • Excuse me sir, have you seen my glasses?