• You’re full of bacteria…
  • I Survived Another Week…
  • There’s only one…
  • Well, that went a completely different direction…
  • Not possible
  • Waking up during springbreak
  • Oh it started to rain?
  • It’s been 7 days…
  • Why can’t I own one?
  • Would you kindly…?
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife
  • Don’t mind me, just chillin on this bike