• Whenever I call my mom…
  • In the year 2000…
  • He turned out fine…
  • At first I lol’d…
  • Preschoolers say what they want to be when they grow up
  • How I set my priorities
  • When my conscience tells me to study…
  • Real men of genius
  • Waking up in the middle of the night…
  • I’m in your kitchen…
  • No one’s ever going to believe you
  • Worse than Voldemort