• If you can read this, thank your music teacher…
  • Every time I clear my calculator…
  • Superficial things are insignificant
  • What to do when life gives you lemons…
  • Awesome artist builds cities with computer circuits
  • What I look like when I get in a fight
  • Screw you, brain!
  • If you have a problem with me…
  • The cast of Even Stevens today
  • The smallest horse in the world
  • The most pathetic reaction in horror movie history
  • Eh. I’ll just pretend it’s the 90′s.