• Superman flying too low…
  • The evolution of balancing things on my girlfriend’s head…
  • Are you from Paris?
  • Fifty Shades of Grey
  • The difference between dogs and cats
  • I’m feeling sick…
  • Sipping like a sir…
  • Just a dog carrying around a 2-year old’s oxygen tank
  • Typo in the bible
  • My office cats are synchronized
  • Gangsters
  • “We know all your secrets”