• I got bored…
  • After being turned down…
  • People complaining on Facebook…
  • When a zombie is looking for brains…
  • He’s going to be all right…
  • It’s raining…
  • What I’m really thinking of…
  • Make way, coming through…
  • Acronyms
  • Obama Fried Chicken (OFC) in China
  • Does anybody else do “The X”?
  • Did somebody say lettuce?