• Cool story, bro…
  • All my doubts have been cleared up…
  • Mister Eastwood…
  • Miss my washer and dryer…
  • The first day of school
  • I didn’t choose it…
  • Luke, I am your father…
  • When my boss tells me I can leave early…
  • Thank you Facebook
  • I’m that kind of guy!
  • Deal with it, nerd
  • Has your credit card number been stolen?