• New York City looks way more awesome in the night…
  • What I got for Christmas…
  • Security First…
  • Running the country…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Dog was right
  • Cat stacking
  • You’d never guess…
  • Swimming pool climbing wall
  • Every single morning…
  • I’m forty…
  • Crayon prank