• Your tattoo describes your personality…
  • You know it’s cold outside…
  • You should reconsider that name…
  • The Scary New Ohio Roller Coaster…
  • How my cell phone battery works…
  • Bipolar Polar Bear…
  • Time for TICKLES!
  • It works every time…
  • You’re missing out…
  • Want me to go get that frisbee?
  • The amount of beers I drink
  • Unsatisfied expectations