• My job is…
  • Miss my washer and dryer…
  • Famous Failures
  • That Star Wars hipster chick…
  • Troll Grandad
  • Why are you alive?
  • Why do you even bother…
  • When you see that person on Facebook who “likes” their own comments…
  • Sincerely…
  • Bear Grylls dressed as a ninja
  • Happy elephant makes me happy
  • Meanwhile in China…