• This is not my cat…
  • Unicorn Meat…
  • Your eyelashes at -36°F…
  • New book title…
  • Like I even care…
  • Missile launched
  • Pickup line level: Asian
  • Trolling at its finest…
  • Mother of genes
  • Oh, the horror…
  • Just 5 minutes…
  • Is it safe to come out yet?