• Roses are grey…
  • Wise words, Mr. Potter…
  • I’m never really sure…
  • Move along
  • This is how books work…
  • Kid gets owned by dad
  • How to identify a vegan…
  • Tell me where it itches the most…
  • This is not a photograph. It’s an oil painting by artist Pedro Campos.
  • When I’m asked what I think about some big celebrity news…
  • OH SHI-
  • Some people are just perverts