• Don’t go bacon my heart…
  • Checking my phone when it’s dark…
  • A love story in three acts
  • Every time the trial version expires…
  • I love you, random bus lady…
  • It’s not always for the better
  • Ways to tell you’re grown up
  • Why dogs aren’t chefs…
  • Remove all the vowels
  • The future is going to be interesting
  • Master Roshi!
  • There should be more of these