• When I try to grow a mustache…
  • 100% sure birth control…
  • Scumbag Mr. President
  • To the guy who stole my tomatoes…
  • When taking exams…
  • Ever looked at your ex…
  • And a one, and a two…
  • She has no clue
  • Writing with a pen…
  • Boat Fountain
  • I broke my leg
  • Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter!