• Wish I knew about this before…
  • How names work…
  • You’re full of bacteria…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Don’t underestimate its power…
  • Worse than death…
  • My belt
  • Pen pals
  • Acrodog
  • Better than none
  • Proof that marriage exists in nature
  • I’m not even thinking about leaving