• Sad Pug…
  • You’re not a model, you’re not Calvin Klein…
  • Happy and unhappy at the same time…
  • Poor realist…
  • You never really know someone…
  • What did I just read?
  • I don’t think you understand…
  • One rock short of being rescued…
  • So this is what they meant by ‘forever alone’
  • The awkward moment when you forget to enlarge the other breast…
  • Get in my belly
  • Mute Button