• And that’s where fat girls come from…
  • The word ‘said’ is dead…
  • Those damn hipsters…
  • Running into my ex-girlfriend…
  • Johnny Depp and his many faces
  • I don’t always turn the radio down…
  • What I think of when people put a “b” in front of their “hahaha”
  • Yo Bach, spare some change?
  • Ice cream?
  • Spank prank
  • Observer A is dead
  • Otters holding hands