• It’s a bad time…
  • Posting political rants in your status…
  • T-Rex High Heels
  • Hipster Ariel lives…
  • When your crush walks by…
  • I guess I’ll have a bath…
  • I was gonna tell a joke…
  • My sixpack
  • Yesterday is history…
  • My resume
  • Soap dispenser
  • I Love You Daddy