• Pat me human, yes like this…
  • How was school?
  • Looking for the perfect man…
  • I can’t ever eat in peace anymore…
  • And then God created Saturn…
  • Steve Carell on Snooki’s baby…
  • Lines you wouldn’t hear in a superhero movie…
  • The Conch has spoken…
  • How many fingers do you see?
  • Every year it’s the same thing
  • Chatting with my crush…
  • And now she’s wasting it