• Enigmatic question…
  • Every morning when I have to wake up early…
  • Corgi derp stages
  • You are so deep…
  • Every time your best friend falls in love…
  • Your disguise fools nobody
  • That’s cold, Globe and Mail. That’s cold.
  • My spoon is too big
  • Is it for your face?
  • I hate when people do this when they talk
  • Sounds about right
  • And they laughed when I said I wanted to become a cheerleader…