• This will solve 99% of my life’s problems…
  • Philosophical mystery…
  • The most awesome activity as a child
  • All men are the same
  • A year ago…
  • When a guy can’t find a life partner…
  • Facebook in real life
  • Bats in blankets
  • The Final Battle
  • 30 degrees below zero pour boiling water…
  • I’m going to kill them all
  • America is not at war