• You deserve it because…
  • Sandy is attacking NYC…
  • NYC is so empty…
  • Revenge?
  • I would slap you…
  • Three unread messages
  • I haz a peanut
  • That creepy guy…
  • Lightning strike up close
  • And you know what she said?
  • Yo dawg, I heard you uh… nevermind…
  • Internet to the rescue