• Screw you bridge, I’m a tugboat…
  • You need more than that…
  • When someone asks you out…
  • Making an ugly face…
  • What success really looks like…
  • You know you’ve had a bad haircut…
  • Your beliefs
  • Up for adoption
  • Even numbers
  • Hey, Salary!
  • Grandmas…
  • Things that make you feel old