• You’re not a space traveler, you’re just a toy…
  • Probably a mistake…
  • Nerd Valentine…
  • Drink With Moderation…
  • Seriously, Calm Down…
  • Spent too long playing with my phone…
  • Hip-hop destroyer
  • The only person who impresses McKayla Maroney…
  • The world would be a much better place
  • When I try to read a new book…
  • Owned by your own professor
  • Hey bro!