• Not staged, they won’t let me work…
  • Internet = Ancient Egypt
  • The ‘i’ in team…
  • Silly Robert Downey Jr…
  • Government Logic
  • Money metaphor
  • The start of every House episode ever
  • Every time I see someone else on Facebook at 3 AM
  • Portable computer
  • A typical rainy day in Chicago
  • Urinal of the future
  • Photobooth engagement