• It’s a conspiracy…
  • Lost a friend today…
  • Socially awkward penguin at the zoo…
  • True Equality…
  • I knew it all along!
  • Evil Chicken
  • Also a cause for celebration…
  • Here’s a good one…
  • Nobody seeked
  • Sounds legit…
  • Any time someone says “El Niño”
  • Oh, interesting