• You start like this…
  • Didn’t mean to interrupt…
  • Well played mom, well played….
  • I deserve a medal
  • Bite the bullet
  • Oh look, we found a new friend!
  • Gaming love
  • Money-Shredding Alarm Clock
  • Finals next week…
  • Swallow it!
  • Don’t add crazy to Facebook, one day you’ll have to remove them
  • “I’m bored. Wanna go do something?” “Sure.”